It’s the rubbably-soft, regular-fit, stretchy torso shield for the go-getting modern torpedo-person rocketing from high-stakes liquid lunches to casual couch engagements, all the while displaying your love for the premium sketch comedy podcast Crowley Time really big on your front.

SIZE GUIDE (inches)

S - Body Length: 28 - Chest Width: 18

M - Body Length: 29 - Chest Width: 20

L - Body Length: 30 - Chest Width: 22

XL - Body Length: 31 - Chest Width: 24

2XL - Body Length: 32 - Chest Width: 26

SIZE GUIDE (centimetres)

S - Body Length: 68.6 - Chest Width: 42

M - Body Length: 71 - Chest Width: 45.7

L - Body Length: 76.2 - Chest Width: 56

XL - Body Length: 78.7 - Chest Width: 61

2XL - Body Length: 81.3 - Chest Width: 66

Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).